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Have you ever had sex?

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Reply 160

TheonlyMrsHolmes

Original post by Josb

Yes, you have several hundreds of them...

You as in me? Am I india? XD

Reply 161

TheonlyMrsHolmes

Original post by ServantOfMorgoth

Caste* 😂

K you poo, it's late :colonhash:

Reply 162

John55

Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes

I will be, you watch, you won't be able to take your eyes off of me. :sexface:

With my grey locks falling lusciously down my back, and my body, embellished with an array of wrinkles. I will look like an angel :blushing:

True, very true. Some bladder leakage may help. :yep:

Yes, also true. Why the need to go to heaven when you already experienced it with me on top of you! :silverwings:

How do you even know I have eyes beneath these shades?
...and what if you've gone bald by this point in your life?... I'll promise to make the effort and bring a wig if you do too? I'll look like the raisin version of Braveheart...

Because...

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Reply 163

nucdev

Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes

So am I

But how can that be? You're so lovely!

I think it's because you're sleep pattern is so ****ed up that you miss all the potential women due to you not being awake in daylight hours XD

Original post by ravioliyears

Ram ji bhagwan wtf.

No, don't say that :mad:

I think anyone would be lucky to have you...

Awwww that's cute :lovehug:

But nah, I've already planned to become a hermit if I'm not married by the age of 35 :laugh:

Reply 164

TheonlyMrsHolmes

Original post by John55

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Reply 165

username2224711

Original post by nucdev

Awwww that's cute :lovehug:

But nah, I've already planned to become a hermit if I'm not married by the age of 35 :laugh:

You won't become a hermit! Imma find myself a bhabhi.

Reply 166

John55

Original post by ServantOfMorgoth

Where my juicer? :rofl:

Oh I didn't see you there, Mr Morgoth... I am afraid I am not available for juicing at this time, please return later today when I am more... decent...

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Reply 167

Josb

Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes

You as in me? Am I india? XD

You as you can see if you checked the ****ing website. :colonhash:

Reply 168

John55

Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes

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Unless we renegotiate down to 70 :colone:

Reply 169

TheonlyMrsHolmes

Original post by Josb

You as you can see if you checked the ****ing website. :colonhash:

I didn't check it as I don't actually intend on using it :redface:

Well I may have to now, as @John55 isn't going to take my virginity at 80 :frown:

Reply 170

nucdev

Original post by ravioliyears

You won't become a hermit! Imma find myself a bhabhi.

All I have to say is: I wish you all the luck in the world :rofl:

Meanwhile, the thought of becoming a hermit, wandering through the forests and mountains of India away from all human contact is sounding quite appealing to me Lmao

Reply 171

TheonlyMrsHolmes

Original post by John55

Unless we renegotiate down to 70 :colone:

We'll be young and vibrant! LETS DO IT

Reply 172

Proxenus

No but tommorow I will have had it at 15:00

Reply 173

John55

Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes

We'll be young and vibrant! LETS DO IT

I stopped being young and vibrant around age 12 :s-smilie:

... but never mind that nick in the woodwork, 69, it's a deal!

Reply 174

ServantOfMorgoth

I should make a thread about whether or not people have had rough sex :sexface:

Reply 175

TheonlyMrsHolmes

Original post by John55

I stopped being young and vibrant around age 12 :s-smilie:

... but never mind that nick in the woodwork, 69, it's a deal!

See you in 51 years :wink:

Reply 176

John55

Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes

See you in 51 years :wink:

I'll be counting down the hours

Reply 177

Blue_Mason

Original post by WoodyMKC

Many reasons tbh. Firstly, because I don't have the testosterone of an ox anymore :lol:

Secondly, because I'm basically done with clubbing. Thirdly, I've come to realise that these days I just have sex for fun rather than to get my end away so to speak, and I find it much more enjoyable when I've been chatting to a girl first and we've established what we like and don't like sexually. Some of the worst and most awkward sex I've ever had was during one nighters and it takes a lot of effort to get something going that might turn out to be crap, much easier just to have a go on PornHub.