How to have a one night stand

Not being needy and looking at women like they're sex objects would be a good start.

Go to a club. your bound to find someone else who's like you

just Google it lol. I can't give much advice because I prefer to actually get to know someone and be emotionally attracted to them before having sex. just be aware most women will be turned off you when they realise what you're after, but some may be after the same and that's what you're trying to find. just gage if someones into it or not in the first couple minutes, if they're not, leave them alone. There's nothing they hate more than some desperate over agressive Guy Trying to coerce them into sex, they get it all the time.

I love how people are assuming this a lad, even after she said it's a girl, like, what a brilliant society we live in today, instead of accusing them of looking at women like sex objects realise it's not only men who like sex ffs.

Wow i havent had sex for nearly 17years

Your best option would probably be finding people currently looking for the same thing... Please let me know once you do, I too am interested 😢

Porn and a great vibrator. If it’s just the urge your trying to kill.
If it’s the act with another person, there is very little you can do where someone might not recognise you. Is this an issue?
Go to a bar a town over? Wear a wig and change up your makeup for the tinder app?

Buy one from IKEA.

No recommendations for the great vibrator? Does it beat the feel of someone or two if she takes up the other offers?

Send bobs and vagena