What Your University Says About You

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University of Dundee/Aberdeen/Strathcylde - where the dim Scottish middle-class kids go

Like the description of Newcastle as a future student

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This. Roll on September

Already been to the summer school last week and I've already got one notch on my Newcastle University bedpost

Haha we aint even started yet and my guy's already got a girl on smash

I can only admire your achievement

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Your statement makes me really offended. I come from an abusive working class family.Intelligence has two main factors,inheritance and enviroment. As my back ground was awful, it affected my highers performance so I only achieved AABB. Fortunately I have been offered a place at the University of Dundee to studyMedicine which has the best life science department in Scotland (Times Higher Guide).

Judging by your lack of grammar, I am guessing you have a unconditional at the job centre.

Your statement makes me really offended. I come from an abusive working class family.Intelligence has two main factors,inheritance and enviroment. As my back ground was awful, it affected my highers performance so I only achieved AABB. Fortunately I have been offered a place at the University of Dundee to studyMedicine which has the best life science department in Scotland (Times Higher Guide).

Judging by your lack of grammar, I am guessing you have a unconditional at the job centre.

Not low, it's just average for uni I think. I wouldn't say "amazingly" well haha but I got to LSE

So I've mostly included Russell Group Universities, but here's my impressions of these different universities. Agree/disagree? Your opinions?


University of Birmingham - relatively intelligent people who you could go get a pint in the bar with; mostly decent down-to-earth types who'll probably end up being a manager later in life


University of Bristol - posh kids who couldn't get into Oxbridge


Durham University - even posher kids who couldn't get into Oxbridge


University of Cambridge - half posh public schoolers, half geeks who can't maintain eye-contact for more than 10 second


University of Oxford - see above


Cardiff University - any sheeps for ****ing?


University of Edinburgh - girls with names Tilly and guys with names like Oliver who come up to Scotland to work semi-hard


University of Exeter - posh country tw**s


University of Glasgow - where the smart Scottish kids go


Imperial College London - day 16 and still no sight of a female; smart kids with loads of internationals


University College London - cool liberal people who have a brain and internationals


Kings College London - where you go if you didn't get into UCL


University of Leeds - where slightly dim public schools go


LSE - very smart serious people afraid to smile


University of Liverpool - why is this even a Russell Group?


University of Manchester - mix of regular decent types and posh kids who want to go to a big city to have a good time and still a good degree


Newcastle University - full of posh, public school kids who have names like Jeffery Wonder-Wotsit who've immigrated from the South and people who couldn't get into Durham; full of posh girls with their legs open


University of Nottingham - where middle-class kids go to meet other middle-class kids


Queen Mary - I thought this was a Sixth Form College?


Queen's University Belfast - most down to earth of all the Russell Groups


University of Sheffield - nicey nice types who couldn't get into Newcastle or Leeds


University of Southampton - middle-class kids whose idea of a good time is... well they don't really have a good time due to being a bit dull


University of Warwick - smart kids who like concrete


University of York - boring kids who want to be around other boring kids in a boring area and get a decent degree


St Andrews - basically an extension of Durham


University of Bath - full of nicey nice people again and hasn't been discovered by the public schools yet


Loughborough University - not the brightest but damn they can play rugby