I want him to give me a pearl necklace!

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The Dynamic Uno

I'm sure he'll more than gladly ejaculate all over your neck.

OP, what do you mean by a pearl necklace? :colondollar:

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You're all laughing at the people who don't know about the double meaning. The OP is infact a troll.

My tummy hurts from laughing :colondollar:

:colondollar:

Did people seriously think the OP wanted jewellery? Only my grandma wears Pearls.

OP why do you want this? It's sticky, get in your hair- if it gets in your eyes it stings. And if your BF is a fast food junky - funky spunky smell.

Get a pandora bracelet instead.
Happy anniversary -

Original post by im so academic

What would the point of that be? Just wear nothing at all I would say. And it's free. :rolleyes:

:rolleyes:

Lingerie is where its at, ISA... :colondollar:

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take him to a shelled mollusk farm.

Original post by f00ddude

there seems to be some confusion
guys, the OP is talking about a "pearl necklace" ie, spunk around her neck

Oh Christ. And there I was with this mental image...

The titles was clearly chosen on purpose. Look at the previous threads the OP has started.

Original post by HelloYou:)

It's me and my boyfriend's 2 year anniversary soon, and I really want one!

How can I hint that that's what I'd like?

Porn has ruined us all. :sexface:

:sexface:

tell him

Ask him to give you one, he'll happily obligue I'm sure.

Clean up afterwards or you'll go all crusty.

What kind of slutty anniversary is this, sounds fun :lol:

:lol:

Original post by crazycake93

Just Make sure none of it gets in the eye... Trying to get love juice out of the eye is like trying to get the Remnents of Ketchup out of the bottle.

Aha

:sexface:

Original post by HelloYou:)

It's me and my boyfriend's 2 year anniversary soon, and I really want one!

How can I hint that that's what I'd like?

Ask him to give you one. I am sure he will oblige.

Just don't let Jesus catch you riding dirty (catch you riding dirty).

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