Embarrassed myself while drunk

A couple of nights ago I went to a party and got drunk af. I'm only 5"7 (boy) and I had 8 bottles of beer and half a bottle of vodka...by about 8pm I was smashed to the extent that I didn't know my own name. I can't actually remember anything after this point but apparently I kissed several girls that I don't know very well at all, one of them was ****nG obese as well. Luckily there are no photos but everyone's been calling me Moby Dick all day...when will the roast end and does it make any difference that I was *****ed (so *****ed that on the way home I tried to fight a lamppost and got a massive bruise on my head from butting the ****er)? Cheers fam

(edited 8 years ago)

Reply 1

egoclips

2

Just don't smash so hard next time. Have a break or just calm yourself down in the loo, have some water before hitting another drink.

Reply 2

bluetrain98

OP

It says a lot that a mate got hospital drunk and I'm jealous because what happened to him is less embarrassing, I mean ffs I'm 17 what the **** is my life...****s sake

Reply 3

Reue

20

Original post by bluetrain98

when will the roast end

A few weeks I'd expect

Original post by bluetrain98

and does it make any difference that I was twatted

No

Reply 4

bluetrain98

OP

I'll try and avoid similar events next time but what do I do about this time

Reply 5

bluetrain98

OP

What will help more weed or lsd

Reply 6

Alexion

17

Just laugh about it and go along with the banter. No-one means anything bad. It'll go away quickly :cute:

Reply 7

username1495504

17

Thanks for giving me a good laugh.

Don't worry, we've all embarrassed ourselves while drunk. Maybe not quite to that extent but still :wink:

Reply 8

Saturnine.

1

Original post by bluetrain98

What will help more weed or lsd

> Deeply regretting questionable life decision
> Recreational drugs are the solution

Reply 9

bluetrain98

OP

if i kill myself will i lose ucas points

Reply 10

Tom78

18

Original post by bluetrain98

A couple of nights ago I went to a party and got drunk af. I'm only 5"7 (boy) and I had 8 bottles of beer and half a bottle of vodka...by about 8pm I was smashed to the extent that I didn't know my own name. I can't actually remember anything after this point but apparently I kissed several girls that I don't know very well at all, one of them was ****nG obese as well. Luckily there are no photos but everyone's been calling me Moby Dick all day...when will the roast end and does it make any difference that I was *****ed (so *****ed that on the way home I tried to fight a lamppost and got a massive bruise on my head from butting the ****er)? Cheers fam

Haha that's funny. Laugh along with it man, that's the only way you'll get past it, cus there's no coming back lol

Reply 11

Rach.is.awesome

2

It's fine we're all young. That's what life is banter and getting smashed. It's fine they will forget about it soon. But next time eat carbohydrates before hand you won't get so smashed (that's what I do)!! Eat a lot of bread and potatoes and pasta during the day. And also start off with soft drinks and have a beer and then have water and keep going like that until you have a full awareness of your surroundings and then go in for the vodka and jagermeisters.

Reply 12

bluetrain98

OP

Original post by Rach.is.awesome

It's fine we're all young. That's what life is banter and getting smashed. It's fine they will forget about it soon. But next time eat carbohydrates before hand you won't get so smashed (that's what I do)!! Eat a lot of bread and potatoes and pasta during the day. And also start off with soft drinks and have a beer and then have water and keep going like that until you have a full awareness of your surroundings and then go in for the vodka and jagermeisters.

thanks that's much better advice, alcoholism is all that's giving my writing credibility

oh **** actually its the other way round

im not a writer

Reply 13

Rach.is.awesome

2

Haha. Glad I could help!! :P

Reply 14

TheOtherSide.

19

Original post by bluetrain98

if i kill myself will i lose ucas points

Spoiler

Reply 15

Amellia123

17

Original post by bluetrain98

A couple of nights ago I went to a party and got drunk af. I'm only 5"7 (boy) and I had 8 bottles of beer and half a bottle of vodka...by about 8pm I was smashed to the extent that I didn't know my own name. I can't actually remember anything after this point but apparently I kissed several girls that I don't know very well at all, one of them was ****nG obese as well. Luckily there are no photos but everyone's been calling me Moby Dick all day...when will the roast end and does it make any difference that I was *****ed (so *****ed that on the way home I tried to fight a lamppost and got a massive bruise on my head from butting the ****er)? Cheers fam