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    A couple of nights ago I went to a party and got drunk af. I'm only 5"7 (boy) and I had 8 bottles of beer and half a bottle of vodka...by about 8pm I was smashed to the extent that I didn't know my own name. I can't actually remember anything after this point but apparently I kissed several girls that I don't know very well at all, one of them was ****nG obese as well. Luckily there are no photos but everyone's been calling me Moby **** all day...when will the roast end and does it make any difference that I was *****ed (so *****ed that on the way home I tried to fight a lamppost and got a massive bruise on my head from butting the ****er)? Cheers fam
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    Just don't smash so hard next time. Have a break or just calm yourself down in the loo, have some water before hitting another drink.
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    It says a lot that a mate got hospital drunk and I'm jealous because what happened to him is less embarrassing, I mean ffs I'm 17 what the **** is my life...****s sake
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    (Original post by bluetrain98)
    when will the roast end
    A few weeks I'd expect

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    and does it make any difference that I was *****ed
    No
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    I'll try and avoid similar events next time but what do I do about this time
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    What will help more weed or lsd
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    :rofl:

    Just laugh about it and go along with the banter. No-one means anything bad. It'll go away quickly :cute:
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    Thanks for giving me a good laugh.

    Don't worry, we've all embarrassed ourselves while drunk. Maybe not quite to that extent but still
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    (Original post by bluetrain98)
    What will help more weed or lsd
    > Deeply regretting questionable life decision
    > Recreational drugs are the solution
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    if i kill myself will i lose ucas points
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    (Original post by bluetrain98)
    A couple of nights ago I went to a party and got drunk af. I'm only 5"7 (boy) and I had 8 bottles of beer and half a bottle of vodka...by about 8pm I was smashed to the extent that I didn't know my own name. I can't actually remember anything after this point but apparently I kissed several girls that I don't know very well at all, one of them was ****nG obese as well. Luckily there are no photos but everyone's been calling me Moby **** all day...when will the roast end and does it make any difference that I was *****ed (so *****ed that on the way home I tried to fight a lamppost and got a massive bruise on my head from butting the ****er)? Cheers fam
    Haha that's funny. Laugh along with it man, that's the only way you'll get past it, cus there's no coming back lol
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    It's fine we're all young. That's what life is banter and getting smashed. It's fine they will forget about it soon. But next time eat carbohydrates before hand you won't get so smashed (that's what I do)!! Eat a lot of bread and potatoes and pasta during the day. And also start off with soft drinks and have a beer and then have water and keep going like that until you have a full awareness of your surroundings and then go in for the vodka and jagermeisters.
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    (Original post by Rach.is.awesome)
    It's fine we're all young. That's what life is banter and getting smashed. It's fine they will forget about it soon. But next time eat carbohydrates before hand you won't get so smashed (that's what I do)!! Eat a lot of bread and potatoes and pasta during the day. And also start off with soft drinks and have a beer and then have water and keep going like that until you have a full awareness of your surroundings and then go in for the vodka and jagermeisters.
    thanks that's much better advice, alcoholism is all that's giving my writing credibility

    oh **** actually its the other way round

    im not a writer
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    Haha. Glad I could help!! :P
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    (Original post by bluetrain98)
    if i kill myself will i lose ucas points
    :rofl:
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    Okay, I'm sorry, Don't do that.
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    (Original post by bluetrain98)
    A couple of nights ago I went to a party and got drunk af. I'm only 5"7 (boy) and I had 8 bottles of beer and half a bottle of vodka...by about 8pm I was smashed to the extent that I didn't know my own name. I can't actually remember anything after this point but apparently I kissed several girls that I don't know very well at all, one of them was ****nG obese as well. Luckily there are no photos but everyone's been calling me Moby **** all day...when will the roast end and does it make any difference that I was *****ed (so *****ed that on the way home I tried to fight a lamppost and got a massive bruise on my head from butting the ****er)? Cheers fam
    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    At least you didn't go on about how you were only ever going to marry a Simon when you were drunk... :shy2: And it was filmed
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    I'm so tired of the roast
 
 
 
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