Low Iron

I don't have a job so I can't

Yeah but you need to book them at certain times and speak to a doctor before you can get an appointment at my place and knowing those idiots I won't get an appointment

You have to talk to a doctor before you can get an appointment with one? Wouldn't that be a phone consultation?

I'm so pale from having low iron, how do I fix this and get colour back?

If you are pale from low iron the only way to actually fix it is to get more iron. That will either mean eating more iron (red meats and beans) or getting supplements. You can get some supplements over the counter, but they are quite weak and will not help of you have any significant lack of iron so it's best to talk to your GP about supplements. They'll do a blood test to work out how much you need. If you've already had that test done then just a phone appointment should be fine- they can write a prescription to your pharmacy or for you to collect from the surgery. It can take a bit of time to get an appointment, but the only alternative is going private. Really though even waiting a couple of weeks it's no big deal.

In terms of a more immediate way to change your skin colour your only real option is things like make up or fake tan.

If I could afford to go private I would, wish I could tbqh but honestly the prices are ridiculous and I don't have a job and have 0 qualifications to get a good paid job to afford private healthcare.