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Wondering what are the best chat up lines you have heard or someone used on you?

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Are you a camera cos every time i see u i smile?🥴
(lol pickup lines honestly are so funny like i don't take them seriously but it's something to laugh at and a conversation starter)

Reply 2

Adz2042

I find pick up lines don't work. But that's just me.
If you want full on epic pick up lines, watch Sidemen Tinder videos.

Reply 3

Smoke&Fire

I have a couple of cheesy ones, "I need a map because I keep getting lost in your eyes", "did the fall from heaven hurt?", You're so beautiful, you make everything feel better. You are my one and only world. My love for you will end when you want it to. Queen, I am in so much pain when I'm not with you and when I am with you, it's like heaven on earth. That last one is something I wish I could say to someone. I also came up with it myself.

Reply 4

HumbleBee_x

Cringiest i've got-
Rain drop, drop top, the way u fold your hijab makes my heart stop 🥴

Reply 5

iamthicccccc1405

can i pour water on you bc your hot

Reply 6

mason.taylor.16

Are you a school because I’d love to shoot kids in you

Reply 7

harlz_chalamet

Original post by mhm...

Are you a camera cos every time i see u i smile?🥴
(lol pickup lines honestly are so funny like i don't take them seriously but it's something to laugh at and a conversation starter)

pls what is this bahkdskjsd 😭

'are you a chocolate dipped churro? because i would love to eat you'

Reply 8

username5129378

pls never use any of the above ^^

Reply 9

arraychemical12

ur a 9/10
cause im the 1 you need

(edited 3 years ago)

Reply 10

mra1108

Redstone is red
Lapis is blue
Can I put my Minecraft bed next to you?

Are you a lever?
Because you turn me on.

:rofl3:

Reply 11

mhm...

Original post by harlz_chalamet

pls what is this bahkdskjsd 😭

'are you a chocolate dipped churro? because i would love to eat you'

omg noooooo the cringe🤣🤣
i'll be sure to use that on u later tho 😎

Reply 12

harlz_chalamet

Original post by mhm...

omg noooooo the cringe🤣🤣
i'll be sure to use that on u later tho 😎

HAHAHA
* make sure you say, "creds to harlz_chalamet, my TSR friend"😭😃

Reply 13

Mesopotamian…

Imagine using this and the person in question just stares at you blankly - you’ll know they’re not the one.

(edited 3 years ago)

Reply 14

ScarletMillion

not mine googled

my love for you is like

Spoiler

are you a parking ticket

Spoiler

you’re so hot

Spoiler

they say that kissing is a language of love

Spoiler

Are you an eco-friendly kind of girl?

Spoiler

Your outfit would look great on my bedroom floor.

Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the six. I’ll be the nine.

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.

Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.

Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.

Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty.

Hey lets commit a perfect crime. You steal my heart and i'll steal yours

Can I follow you where you're going right now? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams!

Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're a cutie!

Kiss me if I'm wrong. But dinosaurs still exist, right?

I think you're suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

I want our love to be like the number Pi: irrational and never-ending.

If you were words on a page you'd be the fine print.

Reply 15

dacb2f2dd4

I’m going to make a contribution now.
It’s one of the most horrifying lines I’ve ever heard.
Brace yourselves.
Here goes -

‘I’m jealous of your heart because it’s pumping inside of you and I’m not’

You can’t say I didn’t warn you