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    ok, I don't really have any good excuse, I haven't been on a strict diet or anything..although I am ovulating and my hormones are through the roof..

    But I just got a teaspoon of margarine, mixed it with some muscavado sugar, and licked it all of. I feel so dirty! And so guilty!
    I literally feel dirtier than the time I did anal.
    I don't know what to do to make up for it, I can't go to a priest because I'm not Catholic.

    So, all I can do is make a thread and ask for people to post their dirty little secrets, or the last thing they felt really guilty for doing, to make me feel better.

    Go!
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    No one cares.
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    lol..... I sense a troll
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    i lold
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    I'm ovulating as well.
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    (Original post by Neville 'Facking' Bartos)
    lol..... I sense a troll
    No, I actually just did this. I genuinely feel guilty!
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    bless your little cotton socks
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    I don't know what to do to make up for it, I can't go to a priest because I'm not Catholic.
    Good job, because judging by the maturity of your post I'd say you're at about the optimum age to get molested by a priest.
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    You're thinking of going to a priest because you ate some sugar, if you were Catholic?
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    Depends what you licked it off? Did he enjoy it?
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    Big lol at the troll.
    Silly silly silly.
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    *yawn*
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    What does that sugar stuff and maargaine mixed together make?
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    Mmm butter icing makes a good snack indeed
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    It's not real butter icing unless it's butter. Margarine? Pft, lightweight. :p:
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    (Original post by Tonic)
    What does that sugar stuff and maargaine mixed together make?
    a bit like butter cream but its brown because its with muscavado sugar. and so it tastes slightly differently.

    You use muscavado sugar in brownies and biscuits, and its good for making caramel.
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    Wtf...it's not normal food but there's nothing to feel guilty about.
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    (Original post by Thud)
    It's not real butter icing unless it's butter. Margarine? Pft, lightweight. :p:
    I couldn't use real butter! that'd make it even worse!
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    ok, I don't really have any good excuse, I haven't been on a strict diet or anything..although I am ovulating and my hormones are through the roof..

    But I just got a teaspoon of margarine, mixed it with some muscavado sugar, and licked it all of. I feel so dirty! And so guilty!
    I literally feel dirtier than the time I did anal.
    I don't know what to do to make up for it, I can't go to a priest because I'm not Catholic.

    So, all I can do is make a thread and ask for people to post their dirty little secrets, or the last thing they felt really guilty for doing, to make me feel better.

    Go!
    :eek: That will make you ovulate more
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    (Original post by alenax)
    You're thinking of going to a priest because you ate some sugar, if you were Catholic?
    A guy in a white coat I think is more appropriate
 
 
 
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