I feel so dirty..

ok, I don't really have any good excuse, I haven't been on a strict diet or anything..although I am ovulating and my hormones are through the roof..

But I just got a teaspoon of margarine, mixed it with some muscavado sugar, and licked it all of. I feel so dirty! And so guilty!
I literally feel dirtier than the time I did anal.
I don't know what to do to make up for it, I can't go to a priest because I'm not Catholic.

So, all I can do is make a thread and ask for people to post their dirty little secrets, or the last thing they felt really guilty for doing, to make me feel better.

Go!

No one cares.

Neville 'Facking' Bartos

12

lol..... I sense a troll

i lold

I'm ovulating as well.

Reply 5

Anonymous #1

OP

Neville 'Facking' Bartos

lol..... I sense a troll

No, I actually just did this. I genuinely feel guilty!

Reply 6

Mango24

14

bless your little cotton socks

Reply 7

Rabbit Season

13

Anonymous

I don't know what to do to make up for it, I can't go to a priest because I'm not Catholic.

Good job, because judging by the maturity of your post I'd say you're at about the optimum age to get molested by a priest.

Reply 8

alenax

14

You're thinking of going to a priest because you ate some sugar, if you were Catholic?

Reply 9

potteralan

Depends what you licked it off? Did he enjoy it?

Reply 10

Slice

9

Big lol at the troll.
Silly silly silly.

*yawn*

What does that sugar stuff and maargaine mixed together make?

Reply 13

sarCAZm

11

Mmm butter icing makes a good snack indeed

Reply 14

Thud

17

It's not real butter icing unless it's butter. Margarine? Pft, lightweight. :p:

Reply 15

Anonymous #1

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Tonic

What does that sugar stuff and maargaine mixed together make?

a bit like butter cream but its brown because its with muscavado sugar. and so it tastes slightly differently.

You use muscavado sugar in brownies and biscuits, and its good for making caramel.

Reply 16

BeautifullyTragic

13

Wtf...it's not normal food but there's nothing to feel guilty about.

Reply 17

Anonymous #1

OP

Thud

It's not real butter icing unless it's butter. Margarine? Pft, lightweight. :p:

I couldn't use real butter! that'd make it even worse!

Reply 18

rnshan

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Anonymous

ok, I don't really have any good excuse, I haven't been on a strict diet or anything..although I am ovulating and my hormones are through the roof..

But I just got a teaspoon of margarine, mixed it with some muscavado sugar, and licked it all of. I feel so dirty! And so guilty!
I literally feel dirtier than the time I did anal.
I don't know what to do to make up for it, I can't go to a priest because I'm not Catholic.

So, all I can do is make a thread and ask for people to post their dirty little secrets, or the last thing they felt really guilty for doing, to make me feel better.

Go!