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Original post by Mad Vlad

"Anonymous" is a user account that fronts posts made by genuine users who wish to remain anonymous in H&R.

The majority aren't genuine.

Reply 22

Mad Vlad

Original post by NathanW18

The majority aren't genuine.

Those who you believe are not genuine should be reported by using the post report button up in the top right hand corner of the post. :fyi:

Reply 23

iamnotasealion

Turn around, bend over, and reverse into him beeping like some kind of provocative heavy-loads lorry.

Spoiler

Reply 24

Kiwiguy

Original post by iamnotasealion

Turn around, bend over, and reverse into him beeping like some kind of provocative heavy-loads lorry.

Spoiler

and remember you must make the BEEP BEEP BEEP backing up noise!! :awesome:

Reply 25

Knighted

"I wish for you to insert your erect penis into my naturally lubricated vagina!"

Works every time.

But seriously your female do anything!

Reply 26

Vohamanah

Wait for a quiet moment, lean in and say, "Excuse me, I'm frothing at the gash here".

Ahem. In all seriousness, unless you're taking him completely by surprise its not going to be difficult. Start with some flirting, light touching, kissing, heavier touching etc. I'm sure he'll get the idea.

Its difficult to make such things awkward, in all honesty. Recently I was in a guys room and he just took his clothes off like he was getting ready for bed, then sat down next to me. No prior indication at all. Lol. He was fookin' smoking, though, so it could have been a lot more awkward than it was.

Reply 27

luuucyx

getting naked's always a good hint..

Reply 28

MovingOn

Erm, just let it happen! Start kissing him and let one thing lead to another; don't overthink it.

Reply 29

lubus

var mysex

ex = new Sex(mypartner)
mysex.init()

Reply 30

iamnotasealion

Original post by Kiwiguy

and remember you must make the BEEP BEEP BEEP backing up noise!! :awesome:

'Turn around, bend over, and reverse into him beeping like some kind of provocative heavy-loads lorry.'

Not good enough for you, man? D:

Reply 31

Kiwiguy

Original post by iamnotasealion

'Turn around, bend over, and reverse into him beeping like some kind of provocative heavy-loads lorry.'

Not good enough for you, man? D:

Reply 32

Kiwiguy

Original post by lubus

var mysex

ex = new Sex(mypartner)
mysex.init()

what the smeg are you on about?

Reply 33

DarkSenrine

Ask if you can have a shower, do so, and "accidentally" slip the towel off.

Reply 34

rmhumphries

Original post by Colour Me Pretty

I thought only smart people joined TSR?

Haha, what made you think that!

But in answer to OP, make out with him for a few minutes, slip your hand down his pants, and just something like "Oh, so whats this here". Start undressing him, he will do the same, and lead from there.

Reply 35

logical ad

Deploy penis.

If you don't have one, display mammary glands painted (tastefully) as targets and pronounce yourself ready, willing and able.

Reply 36

Eclectic Styles

Original post by Kiwiguy

Wave a fiver at him. Thats how i get laid... :awesome:

You scumbag! :gasp:

I have to wave a tenner, instead. :noway:

But when my 'fro's in full bloom, I just point to it and and say, "want your babies to have this 'fro?" :wink2:

Reply 37

>Anna<

Original post by iamnotasealion

Turn around, bend over, and reverse into him beeping like some kind of provocative heavy-loads lorry.

Spoiler

Genuine lols :rofl:

Really, it's not that hard....touch him so he has no doubts what you want, jump him..or just get naked. He's going to be so thrilled about getting sex, I don't think there's any way it can get awkward..