Helloooooo I’ve waited here for you…everlong.
I am your host IDukem and welcome ladies, gentleman, boys, girls and trans to ‘The wonderful and single’ thread. This where we talk about absolutely everything for about 2 weeks before a new thread is made…standard.
Now I know whatcha you new folk are thinking, ‘is this a dating thread?’ Lemme tell you for certain, this is not and I stress that this is NOT a dating thread. So if you feel obliged to go on asking the peoparellas on dates, you don’t have to at all. If you want to post your dating 101 profile or find out where your nearest mt. crumpet is, then feel free to cause hey! I won’t stop ya. But be warned for people may scream “ayayaya this is not a dating thread you Manta ray flavoured koala hair licking thunder doucher”.
You may find that a certain member tickles your interest and you want to speak with pure emotion or make sweet sensual love to them in the love shack. Well if that’s the case then all the power to you (with their consent for the latter of course).
If you managed to arrive in grand fashion into the realm of a relationship on a golden pumpkin whilst posting in this thread, then you’d be classified as “graduated” (weird huh?) and we’ll celebrate that bada$$ achievement in the OP of next thread!! Exciting right!?!?
If you can’t find your soulmate or fountain of love, the consolation prize is being a top 3 poster in this thread for which you’ll be highlighted for your achievement like I’ve done below:
I think I’d rather fall in love to be honest.
Anyway with out further ado, let me bring to you the stars of the last thread along with my insanely accurate interpretation of them.
So that just about covers these shenanigans, it’s time for me to declare this thread open by cutting the red ribbon and then getting wasted on cocktails whilst listening to the Vice City soundtrack.
P.s: I’m uplifting the ban set by Holby before me, you can call it “fred” if you so wish