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Old celebs you'd still sleep with

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Original post by SnoochToTheBooch

Would still openly ****:

Nigella Lawson
Nicole Kidman
J-Lo
Jennifer Aniston

Would **** whilst pretending I hadn't ****ed:

Carol Vorderman
Madonna
Kat Slater off Eastenders

kat slater's ropey but vorderman's a smash and madonna is superstar level so she's a smash

Reply 41

SnoochToTheBooch

Original post by Precious Illusions

Why wouldn't you admit to Carol Vorderman?!? I thought most people still found her super hot!

Nah the years are showing now, she's starting to look scary, like some sort of voodoo skull.

Reply 42

Truflais

Original post by SnoochToTheBooch

Nah the years are showing now, she's starting to look scary, like some sort of voodoo skull.

Lmfao. I dunno, maybe a bit weathered facially but still a cracking body. I think most guys would still go there purely to say they had.

Reply 43

SnoochToTheBooch

Original post by white boy

kat slater's ropey but vorderman's a smash and madonna is superstar level so she's a smash

Kat Slater's a dirty filthy little slut, which is nice.

Clooney

Original post by SnoochToTheBooch

Kat Slater's a dirty filthy little slut, which is nice.

while we're on soaps, forgot her name but Jack's wife in Hollyoaks.

Reply 46

SnoochToTheBooch

Original post by Precious Illusions

Lmfao. I dunno, maybe a bit weathered facially but still a cracking body. I think most guys would still go there purely to say they had.

It's her dead eyes / glazed expression that really creep me out. The eyes point in different directions, then there's all that corpse-like eye-make up she wears. I reckon her shape still makes her ****able, but lots of things are ****able that you wouldn't necessarily want to tell anyone about later.

Reply 47

Truflais

Original post by SnoochToTheBooch

Well...****. :laugh:

Never really noticed her eyes going in different directions but she does have kinda dead eyes. Nothing wrong with corpse like eye makeup though :ninja:

I always thought she looked a bit like Marisa Tomei, who IMO is better looking.

Reply 48

username917703

I've never really found Carol Vorderman attractive, and she's got bad skin which is a proper turn off for me.

First over 40 I can think of who hasn't been mentioned yet is Louise Mensch.

Reply 49

i.am.lost

Diana Rigg still oozes sex appeal at 76. I'd let her teach me a thing or two.

She lights up the screen every time she appears on GoT as Olenna Tyrell.

Reply 50

white boy

Original post by Wilfred Little

I've never really found Carol Vorderman attractive, and she's got bad skin which is a proper turn off for me.

First over 40 I can think of who hasn't been mentioned yet is Louise Mensch.

honestly there are so many over 40. i had like 70+ in mind when i made this.

Reply 51

username917703

Original post by white boy

honestly there are so many over 40. i had like 70+ in mind when i made this.

Penelope Cruz is over 40 now, she's been a long time favourite of Wilf.

Still though - http://vimeo.com/34662119

She is top 3 for me 40+ or not.

Reply 52

white boy

Original post by Wilfred Little

Penelope Cruz is over 40 now, she's been a long time favourite of Wilf.

Still though - http://vimeo.com/34662119

She is top 3 for me 40+ or not.

penelope m cruz couldn't snooze with her eyes wide shut before i ask to hit her gut

Reply 53

username917703

Original post by white boy

penelope m cruz couldn't snooze with her eyes wide shut before i ask to hit her gut

Karren Brady.

Reply 54

white boy

Original post by Wilfred Little

Karren Brady.

karren brady indeed. and if we're counting 40.. eva longoria's 40 in a few months :sogood:

oh and apparently it's Penelope Ann Cruz and not what i said. was hoping i could edit it before you quoted. just wanted to throw Big Boi lyrics at you.

Reply 55

username917703

Original post by white boy

karren brady indeed. and if we're counting 40.. eva longoria's 40 in a few months :sogood:

oh and apparently it's Penelope Ann Cruz and not what i said. was hoping i could edit it before you quoted. just wanted to throw Big Boi lyrics at you.