Loool I don't know whether you're lying or not but damn if you aren't! Why did you punch them?
Was it just the one hip? Or both? And what about your knees, so you can get down and dirty?
I love insects... Don't you?
Haha how much sleep do you get then? On average?
Omg baths are amazing!! Fill the tub up and bubbles and like just lay and rest best feeling ever!!! You haven't had a bath in 105 years? Wow!
They wanted to use my friend for salad dressing... I was like, no way b$tch! Smacked her right in the nose...
Three actually, they gave me a spare so they didn't have to come back and operate on me again, I refuse to leave my house and go to the hospital you see, and they think my house is 'spooky and disgusting' or something... Oh crikey, I haven't got down and dirty since the 60s...
mmm, yummy spiders, mmm and ants yeah and oh god, bed bugs, freakin mouth orgasm right?
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5-6 hours usually... but then I'm always tired...
Yeah, you can literally smell me from a mile off . I went shopping in the 90s and they evacuated the town...
I was really concerned about my girlfriend recently, she's been feeling really down and she can't see a light at the end of the tunnel... so I pushed her down a well!
I was really concerned about my girlfriend recently, she's been feeling really down and she can't see a light at the end of the tunnel... so I pushed her down a well!