I'm an F1 driver and I'm challenging for titles, but my team mate has won the first 13 races of the season and people are saying it's already over for me, I'm going to need some barnstorming performances in the remaining races to pip him to the post...
2 days later.
So I drove my F1 car through a barn, or at least attempted, this resulted in me breaking every bone in my body, and I was also molested by a horse... twice. My career is ruined, they used to call me the Forest Gump of F1... now I'm nothing.