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Describe your perfect partner ...

I am beyond bored, humour me haha

mine would be
-tall (but not too tall bc I'm only 5'4" :blushing:)
-good jawline
-kind
-works hard
-not a ****boy
-can make me laugh until I cry
-cute smile
-replies quick
-looks after themselves (but not completely ripped)
-sociable
-good with kids

(Bonus points if they want to study medicine at uni haha)
(edited 7 years ago)

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Your mum.
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just followed DAMN
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Animal lover (especially a cat lover :teehee:)
Interested in science
Gamer
Loves horror films
Loyal
Can take a joke and isn't easily offended
Pro choice
Atheist
Dark brown hair
Green or brown eyes
Average build and height

My partner pretty much ticks all of those boxes other than the horror movies mention. He hates them with a passion :eek:

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Original post by WoodyMKC
Your mum.


oh ****, waddup
A human with a pulse.
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Original post by WoodyMKC
Your mum.


original
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Original post by Spock's Socks


My partner pretty much ticks all of those boxes other than the horror movies mention. He hates them with a passion :eek:

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aw so cute haha
I would like a wife who:

cook good
have plough experience
no family history of mental retardation
cost less than 20 gallons of insecticide
Not a hoe.

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Me
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I have no idea, strangely i feel like their music choice is the most important thing to me. I guess the normal stuff - personality,looks,etc
Original post by Tea2345
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Soz m8, had to :h:
Physically:
Tall
Nice skin and hair
Well-dressed
Athletic
Good facial features

Psychologically:
Good communicator
Optimistic
Dark and witty sense of humour
Caring
Affectionate
Intelligent
Atheist
Dominant/ Leadership qualities
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Original post by Dafock
I have no idea, strangely i feel like their music choice is the most important thing to me. I guess the normal stuff - personality,looks,etc


what music choice would be good? what would be bad?
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Original post by WoodyMKC
Soz m8, had to :h:


haha literally swear for all the guys i know that is their ONLY comeback, its actually pretty amusing haha
Reply 17
Original post by Tea2345
what music choice would be good? what would be bad?


As long as if its not nikki minaj or anything like that. Then im good.
Reply 18
Original post by SilverWater
Not a hoe.

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how bad are the jokes aha :wink:
Original post by Tea2345
haha literally swear for all the guys i know that is their ONLY comeback, its actually pretty amusing haha


"Your mum" is the Swiss army knife of bantery insults. A real all-purpose tool.

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