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Reply 40

CleverSquirrel

Original post by lmaooome

mine is 5 letters yet people feel the need to invent new ones when pronouncing my name

legit though- mine called a name made up by her for a year- i gave up correcting her

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Reply 41

IrrationalRoot

I really hope he was joking lol. Though tbf most of the guys I knew at school would make weird jokes like that.

Reply 42

username3108158

Original post by lmaooome

mine is 5 letters yet people feel the need to invent new ones when pronouncing my name

Mine is very simple to say - but god, the way people spell it you'd think they'd never been to school :lol:

Reply 43

username2637499

"I like how you drink water out your bottle, can you teach me?"

How can I teach someone to drink water :rofl:

I had a laughing fit when they asked me :lol:

Reply 44

kaushikp

Original post by SGHD26716

That's not true though. They speak white.

Meanwhile, in Pakistan, Muslim is the most popular language.

Really? wow! interesting. I wonder what they speak in Africa

I'm sure I'm right in saying that in Israel they speak Jew and in America they speak Christian

Reply 45

username2637499

Original post by SGHD26716

That's not true though. They speak white.

Meanwhile, in Pakistan, Muslim is the most popular language.

your sarcasm :toofunny:

you're hilarious omg

Reply 46

S.G.

Original post by kaushikp

Really? wow! interesting. I wonder what they speak in Africa

I'm sure I'm right in saying that in Israel they speak Jew and in America they speak Christian

I think they speak Guns in America

Reply 47

Skill Twix

Someone said this to me on the bus.

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Reply 48

kaushikp

Original post by SGHD26716

I think they speak Guns in America

I think America is bilingual. they have guns and kfc listed as their official languages.

Any immigrant who refuses to integrate and learn those languages will be force fed kfc then shot with a Glock

Reply 49

S.G.

Original post by kaushikp

I think America is bilingual. they have guns and kfc listed as their official languages.

Any immigrant who refuses to integrate and learn those languages will be force fed kfc then shot with a Glock

"Shot with a Glock"

Has a nice ring to it.

Reply 50

math42

I went to Download Festival in 2012 when I was 15. I was in a crowd at one point in between bands playing and some guy near me randomly grabbed my arm and asked if I'd stolen his phone, threatening to squeeze/rip my balls off or something like that. I just said I didn't have it, turned my pocket out showing him my phone (which was a crappy Nokia at that point incidentally) and then we thankfully got separated lol.

Reply 51

awkwardshortguy

I dont knoe but oncr a wpman in a mobility scooter randomly ran over my foot

Reply 52

summer1311

Not that random because I was working in a primary school and that day we were learning about the world, but some of the questions I got from the kids (4/5 years old) surprised me.

'How does the moon get out?'
'Why does it have to be dark?'

Thought they were good questions!

Reply 53

AnIndianGuy

A black man offered me and my friends some Quality Street chocolate out of a box at a McDonalds inside a shopping centre. He asked everyone else too.

Reply 54

elforjg02

Original post by Skill Twix

Someone said this to me on the bus.

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really?

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Reply 55

lmaooome

Original post by CleverSquirrel

legit though- mine called a name made up by her for a year- i gave up correcting her

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tthis one teacher was just off it she called my name wrong during the register I correct her and she's like oh ok and says it wrong again like are you highhh????

same same b

Reply 56

CleverSquirrel

Original post by lmaooome

tthis one teacher was just off it she called my name wrong during the register I correct her and she's like oh ok and says it wrong again like are you highhh????

same same b

i gave up correcting them, it never worked fml

Reply 57

AnIndianGuy

No, he seemed mentally ill and obviously mamma told me not to take candy from strangers

Reply 58

Skill Twix

Original post by elforjg02

really?

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Yes. It creeped me out tbh.

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Reply 59

username3456172

Some homeless person patted me on the shoulder a few years ago after I gave him some money and he urged me to become a barrister (because he had formerly been a judge).