I read a post on an internet forum about someone tying their penis in a knot THREE times because they were desperate for a wee.
First of all, how on earth is it it possible to do that even once let alone THREE TIMES! Your penis would have to be about 2 feet long and incredibly flexible.
Second, how on earth would that stop you from peeing your pants.
Thirdly, just thinking about it is making me cringe and I am trying to visualise it but I just can't and I just can't get the image out of my head.