tips for pulling girls

kiss her hand

Oh yeah I saw you people at Harvard Square with your plastic cups full of 5 dollar bills, begging for money

america is weird in every respect

it's getting confusing these days as attitudes appear more and more American as kids grow up seeing US films thinking that's how things work :P

It's all nonsense. Listen to me and even Lucy Pinder will be giving you sweet, sweet head.

1. Monopolize the conversation. Discuss only yourself. If she starts to talk about herself, brush it aside with "Yeah, well I..."

2. Belch loudly and fan the air ensuring it wafts over near her.

3. Spill all your food and drink.

OR just go to

www.sosuave.com

You don't have a gf do you

You don't know satire, do you?

It's all nonsense. Listen to me and even Lucy Pinder will be giving you sweet, sweet head.

1. Monopolize the conversation. Discuss only yourself. If she starts to talk about herself, brush it aside with "Yeah, well I..."

2. Belch loudly and fan the air ensuring it wafts over near her.

3. Spill all your food and drink.

OR just go to

www.sosuave.com

Just browsing through that site, why is it girls go for 'bad boys'??

Because those who aren't "bad boys" are tedious gimps who complain endlessly about girls wanting to go out with "bad boys".

Only reason I complain is because im tired of hearing girls moan and whinge about having their hearts broken and how all guys are evil, and believe me working as a barman I hear enough of it...

Lol yeah like the time I got half pulled over the bar by an irish bare knuckle boxer who didn't like my reference to his pink lighter and him bating for the other team

Lol bouncer?? we don't have bouncers, took me 5 minutes of sweet talking to get out of that one!