how do you know if a girl likes you

This girl keeps looking at me. Mayby I look funny. I do have a afro and stand out

By asking her out.

Sometimes they’ll raise their tail feathers in an attempt to brandish themselves as sexually appealing. But only if they’re male, and a peacock.

This is a very valid point.

I would recommend performing a vivid and complex mating dance to attract this potential suitor. Do so from a distance; close enough to be seen, far enough away to pretend you were simply trying to pick up your dropped phone, or perhaps inspect an interesting pebble, if they are unimpressed by your motions and call local law enforcement.

This is an act which sounds enticing simply through textual representation. I did once come across a individual who made his living in the cupboard of three small children. He also told enticing stories of a lovely sounding half man half goat. A faun I believe. Thomas I think he was called. Irregardless of his name he seemed to be a pleasant follow with plenty of stories to keep the conversation flowing.

Indeed. I, too, was a fan of Nirvana and can confirm that the turkish delight purchased in the confectionery aisle of your local Aslan is only three beavers short of a dawn treader.

Yes yes, nirvana is quite possibly the best actor I know. His performance in “Straight Outta Compton” was simply exquisite. I was extremely disheartened to hear however, that in his early days he was reprimanded by the Kuwaiti national police for spray painting phalluses onto parked vehicles behind the casino his father owned.

does she just look or say anything

Just look and then I see her looking so I look and then it gets awkward