How to chat up a girl...

buy some condoms, walk to the tills, and wink, if she doesn't get it, she's not worth ur time

...who works as a cashier in Tescos?

I've been to the Tescos yesterday night, there was that girl, more on the chubby side, reminded me of one of my exes, tbh. I liked her, looked really hot. But even though it's been 12:30AM, there were still 5 people with trolleys full of shopping behind me, and being knackered I had absolutely no idea whatsoever how to chat her up. My mind went totally blank.

I usually have head full of ideas, but that was one of the weak days, even for the champions and masters. So - guys: how would you chat up a girl in such a corny situation?

Girls - how would you like to be chatted up in that kind of situation?

Let the suggestions roll in. Thanks.

Buy some cheese, say "Now that's the cheesy stuff out the way, now's the part where I ask you out".

I've had one failed relationship and minimal success in life with females, believe me, I know what I'm doing.

...who works as a cashier in Tescos?

I've been to the Tescos yesterday night, there was that girl, more on the chubby side, reminded me of one of my exes, tbh. I liked her, looked really hot. But even though it's been 12:30AM, there were still 5 people with trolleys full of shopping behind me, and being knackered I had absolutely no idea whatsoever how to chat her up. My mind went totally blank.

I usually have head full of ideas, but that was one of the weak days, even for the champions and masters. So - guys: how would you chat up a girl in such a corny situation?

Girls - how would you like to be chatted up in that kind of situation?

Let the suggestions roll in. Thanks.

Uhh to be honest, I probably wouldn't... Especially if there's a queue, it would just be quite embarassing. But if not, you could probably just try starting a conversation and seeing where it goes. Nothing tacky or cheesy. When she's scanning something you've bought, just say something like 'See, I wasn't sure about that. You haven't had it before, have you?' (Obviously don't do it for like bread, say one of those ready meals?). Best of luck.

Does this rag smell of chloroform?

Hahaha, actually doing this for bread might be fun

Would render having balls of steel necessary, but yeah, I think that could be quite funny, presuming a certain degree of reinforced-concrete confidence would have been kept.

Thank you

Girls - how would you like to be chatted up in that kind of situation?

Let the suggestions roll in. Thanks.

I wouldn't want to be chatted up at work. Just ask her what time she finishes work, go back, and ask her out for a drink before she leaves. This only if she's made appropriate eye contact that shows she likes you. If not, she'll think you're wierd and will think you're stalking her haha.

Is it OK to ask at point blank range "What time do you finish work" here?

Serious question, I don't have that much of an experience of picking up British girls, am still fairly new to your country

If she knows what chloroform smells like, ditch her. She's damaged goods.

Is it OK to ask at point blank range "What time do you finish work" here?

Serious question, I don't have that much of an experience of picking up British girls, am still fairly new to your country