Flatmates keep stealing milk

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Reply 40

Elise213

Put laxative in there. It will surely be their first and last time taking somebody else's food.

Reply 41

babawunga

Original post by studentfeed

Your banter is making me cry. The solution must me halal- just add salt to the milk.

I prefer rat poison.

Reply 42

studentfeed

Original post by babawunga

I prefer rat poison.

OK.

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Reply 43

babawunga

Thank you for the comprehensive list.

Reply 44

ememoville

My chemistry teacher used to put phenolphthalein in his milk (v. Strong laxative)

Piss in it

Kill them

Original post by Breakingbank

Whenever I buy milk I usually only get 1 or 2 uses out of it before it runs out as everyone keeps stealing it.

So I switched to full fat as I figured not many people drink that so no one will steal it but no, they do. It pisses me off tbh as I don't care about the cost but it's the inconvenience that I need to buy milk 3 times a week. I've spoken to my flatmates but everyone says its not them.

So I've decided to do an experiment.. I bought milk and poured half a pack of sugar in it.

Next person I hear to scream from disgust in the kitchen will be one of the culprits stealing my milk.

Anyways how do you deal with people stealing your milk?