Does anyone miss having crushes?

You have much to learn young Padawan, this is how it's done:

Can I be your second derivative because I want to investigate your concavities...

Is your tangent of the form $\dfrac{ \pi (2k+1)}{2}, \ k \in \mathbb Z?$, because your beauty is undefined.

With lines like that, I'm surprised I don't have a girlfriend already.

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I could help you out this pick-up line never fails

Are you the square root of 2? because I feel irrational when I'm around you.

or if that fails you could always try...

Will you expand my polynomial?

Wow, you must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real.

Try this one

I'm not being obtuse, you are being acute girl

Whoops, I think my binomials just expanded

Wow, you must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real.

Well Hello There =P

But seriously? you get your heartbroken by crushes isnt that what love is supposed to do?

You have much to learn young Padawan, this is how it's done:

Can I be your second derivative because I want to investigate your concavities...

Is your tangent of the form $\dfrac{ \pi (2k+1)}{2}, \ k \in \mathbb Z?$, because your beauty is undefined.

With lines like that, I'm surprised I don't have a girlfriend already.

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. Average.

How about you be x^2 and I can be $\dfrac{1}{3} x^3$ so I can be the area under your curves? (No homo)



No, I'm imaginary instead. Manz like $x \in \mathbb C$

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Very odd question, I know. I miss the butterfly feeling and acting like a schoolgirl around him, anyone on the same page as me?

Very odd question, I know. I miss the butterfly feeling and acting like a schoolgirl around him, anyone on the same page as me?

Hey

Um sort of when you like someone but you can't have them etc etc etc .... Love makes all of that waaaay more complicated.:P

Spoken like a true expert

Btw is the extension/ exaggeration of way supposed to indicate the level of hurt? If so, I feel for you =P lol