I had a couple of girls have a crush on me, but the latest one was when I was at the end of Year 10, Muslim girl from fresh off the boat from India (although her English skills, hmm it was on point 👌👌👌), I thought "hmm, she likes me...I wonder if I tell her to suck me off in that dodgy corner of the playground...would she do it?"
I came to the conclusion, no. Because 1) Her father and uncles might be on the roofs near the school, ready to snipe any boy that so much smiles at her and 2) Duh obvs not, in private maybe but not in public.
...Yeah I really don't deserve to get crushed on, I say metaphorically although also literally.