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    at least now you know that he really wants to be with you
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    lol when I tried it, that didnt happen but when he pulled out a little bit came out, he puked and I was laughing :|
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    get over it
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    (Original post by jayman)
    personally, i'd dump you straight away. anyway, on most porn videos they dont poo during anal so im going to say it doesnt happen to most girls.
    Grow the **** up little boy. TSR is so young and naive its laughable.
    In porn, there are takes after takes after takes and the girls have more than likely taken enemas. And its edited. Without a director and much, MUCH practice, it mess DOES happen. Its a penis going into an anal passage, of course it has the potential to be messy.

    OP, you clearly have a nice boyfriend with a sense of humour. Those who think sex is neat and tidy obviously havent had enough sex.
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    lol when I tried it, that didnt happen but when he pulled out a little bit came out
    That means you've been doing it wrong.

    You should get a proper enema or just clean yourself inside with a shower (many showerheads have the "massage" setting with a thin and strong stream of water that might come useful). If you're not gonna clear your rectum, you'll keep on having dingleberries and pieces of crap sticking on your boyfriend's ****, all the time. :lolwut:
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    give us a heads up on who the guy is if you do finish with him. hygiene reasons.
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    So................

    He wanted to give you his load but you dumped yours on him?
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    He laughed & is ok with it...what more needs to be said? Iv had sex with my gf after her period (or so she thought) and there was small amounts of blood on the sheets etc afterwards but tbh i didn't really care, she was very embarrassed but it didn't really phase me much.


    Move on & don't worry about it, from what you said it seems like he has already!



    (a lot of unhelpful comments up there though, why bother posting if it isnt going to help the OP??)
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    Just be glad that your boyfriend has a sense of humour.

    Have any of you read Tucker Max's story about that, where the girl pooed all over him, and then he threw up, and then she threw up, and his friend fell out the wardrobe because he had been planning to film it, and then the girl ran home wrapped in the vomit/poo covered bed sheet? o_o
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    (Original post by Antonia87)
    Grow the **** up little boy. TSR is so young and naive its laughable.
    In porn, there are takes after takes after takes and the girls have more than likely taken enemas. And its edited. Without a director and much, MUCH practice, it mess DOES happen. Its a penis going into an anal passage, of course it has the potential to be messy.

    OP, you clearly have a nice boyfriend with a sense of humour. Those who think sex is neat and tidy obviously havent had enough sex.
    Bravo. Spot on.
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    I lol'd sorry. Your boyfriend must love you very much on the plus side at least you won't make the same mistake again.
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    ahhahahaha your boyfriend loves you!
    That's sweet!
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    i think its a shame that people are embarassed or ashamed that a bit of poo might come out as a result of anal sex

    it's all pretty normal sounding stuff to me...i think if you engage in anal sex, then it's fair game to anticipate that there could be a bit of poo involved...not always but sometimes

    so in short, OP you've got nothing to apologise for or feel bad about...your body was just being normal
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    I've never got people who said they don't understand sex that much. I mean, really?

    As for the op, sounds like a bonding experience to me if anything
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    (Original post by jayman)
    personally, i'd dump you straight away. anyway, on most porn videos they dont poo during anal so im going to say it doesnt happen to most girls.
    In most porn video the girls have had an enema... which I doubt she had...

    But seriously, isn't it common sense to clear the pathway before you get down to anything?? I've heard of it happening if girls don't, like in your case...
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    One of my friends tells a particularly amusing anecdote about this happening to one of his male friends and a girl, but the crap came out all over his parents new sofa. I have never been enticed by the idea of anal, but as far as I can tell this sort of outcome is not uncommon.
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    lol, the proof that he's committed: you **** all over him and he still loves you
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    I can't say it's ever happened to me to be honest. Although, if you haven't emptied your bowels before hand, then I can imagine there would be a few issues. Yours just seems paticularly unpleasant.

    If you ever try again, with him or anyone, then I suggest you ensure you are empty for the day! =/
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    Always have lube. No matter what.
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    Anal sex is all about the preparation...

    or simply not being a fool!!

    ...You should feel lucky he doesn't see it as a big deal!
 
 
 
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