Why do guys always think they're so great in bed, even when they're not?

This. It's funny how women have the freaking audacity to complain about men being "bad" in bed, when most women let guys do all the work in bed. It must be so easy to be a woman. You can be completely lazy and still blame the guy if the sex is bad

Being "good" in bed is EXTREMELY EASY for women. Blowjobs are probably the easiest thing to do, and how hard is it to spread your legs and rotate your hips every now and then?

It's much more difficult for men. They have to stay hard and keep shagging for ages, choose the positions, make her cum several times, and lick pussy which is not exactly easy if you compare it to giving blowjobs.

And like you said: many women can't even open their god damn mouth to tell a guy what they like and what they want in bed.

Oh boo hoo, grab me the violin! We carry a baby around for 9 months with ongoing agony, you try that? You men soon disappear when you hear there's a baby involved though, don't you? It's easy enough to impregnate a girl, but not so easy to pay up child support or raise the child eh? So I think it equals itself out in terms of a guy doing his bit in the bedroom, don't you think?

Oh boo hoo, grab me the violin! We carry a baby around for 9 months with ongoing agony, you try that? You men soon disappear when you hear there's a baby involved though, don't you? It's easy enough to impregnate a girl, but not so easy to pay up child support or raise the child eh? So I think it equals itself out in terms of a guy doing his bit in the bedroom, don't you think?

Oh boo hoo, grab me the violin! We carry a baby around for 9 months with ongoing agony, you try that? You men soon disappear when you hear there's a baby involved though, don't you? It's easy enough to impregnate a girl, but not so easy to pay up child support or raise the child eh? So I think it equals itself out in terms of a guy doing his bit in the bedroom, don't you think?

Oh boo hoo, grab me the violin! We carry a baby around for 9 months with ongoing agony, you try that? You men soon disappear when you hear there's a baby involved though, don't you? It's easy enough to impregnate a girl, but not so easy to pay up child support or raise the child eh? So I think it equals itself out in terms of a guy doing his bit in the bedroom, don't you think?

Oh boo hoo, grab me the violin! We carry a baby around for 9 months with ongoing agony, you try that? You men soon disappear when you hear there's a baby involved though, don't you? It's easy enough to impregnate a girl, but not so easy to pay up child support or raise the child eh? So I think it equals itself out in terms of a guy doing his bit in the bedroom, don't you think?

Why do girls think it's their role to judge men for their sexual performances while not considering their own? Why do women think of themselves as godesses who don't have to do anything more than lie back and be pleasured?

Ever noticed how the one common denominator of all of your bad sexual experiences is that you were involved?
It takes two to tango.

lmfao


Dont listen to him talk about sex. He is a virgin and is the same height as a schoolgirl ( totally srs)


TSR gossip travels fast ;_;

i'm so good in bed because i'm sooo legend-wait for it... and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is dairy!

Oh boo hoo, grab me the violin! We carry a baby around for 9 months with ongoing agony, you try that? You men soon disappear when you hear there's a baby involved though, don't you? It's easy enough to impregnate a girl, but not so easy to pay up child support or raise the child eh? So I think it equals itself out in terms of a guy doing his bit in the bedroom, don't you think?

I don't think I'm great in bed.

Why do girls always make generalisations?

Because a girl will often not tell him if he isn't.

Thus, if she has an orgasm, or fakes it , or doesnt but just seems to enjoy it. He will think is good.

If women went around telling every guy exactly they how felt honestly, men would be different.

Slight irony there.

Haha. Barney Stinson

Oh boo hoo, grab me the violin! We carry a baby around for 9 months with ongoing agony, you try that? You men soon disappear when you hear there's a baby involved though, don't you? It's easy enough to impregnate a girl, but not so easy to pay up child support or raise the child eh? So I think it equals itself out in terms of a guy doing his bit in the bedroom, don't you think?