Here's a list of reasons why you don't want to be a boy.
1) You get twisted testicles sometimes
2) Being kicked in the balls hurts like hell
3) You get people on the bus asking you if they can touch your dick and fondle your ass
4) In some schools, it is worse to be a gay male than a gay female
Here's a list of reasons why being a boy may not be all that bad.
You have more time in the mornings as you're not fussing with hair and makeup.