When was last time you had sex?

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Reply 100

username2704229

Original post by heineken

Are you into ladies or dudes?

I am straight male so ladies, but I guess if this continued for another month I may gradually change into bi hahaha

Reply 101

heineken

Original post by DNA89

I am straight male so ladies, but I guess if this continued for another month I may gradually change into bi hahaha

Get yourself a slapper, jump on the train to Leeds and you'll be sorted.

Reply 102

BurstingBubbles

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A few hours ago :lol:

Reply 103

username2704229

Original post by heineken

Get yourself a slapper, jump on the train to Leeds and you'll be sorted.

why Leeds? :biggrin:

Reply 104

username2704229

Original post by BurstingBubbles

A few hours ago :lol:

congrats man . haha it is funny I feel happy for others having sex haha now I feel I am doomed haha

Reply 105

heineken

Original post by DNA89

why Leeds? :biggrin:

Brothels galore!

Reply 106

username2704229

Original post by heineken

Brothels galore!

Man, I do not want sex just for sex. I can pay for it, but it is not something I enjoy. I have done and it is useless.

Reply 107

forre

Original post by Rhythmical

I'm not a Swede :frown:

they are known for their wild antics, I am an impostor. :lol:

Ayy I'm Swedish 😂

Reply 108

TorpidPhil

Original post by DNA89

so you are underage haha i cannot talk about sex with you :biggrin:

16 is age of consent in the UK. Just saying.

It's been a while

Like September. :frown:

I had several chances in October. I didn't take them and my girlfriend got frustrated and left me. Well, she didn't say that was the reason, probably played into it.
(Basically I got lazy with buying condoms. Lol. She was on campus all the time and easily could have herself. We'd only see each other maybe once a week, and I tried a couple of times in toilets when I remembered but the machines weren't working. Still inexcusable and in hindsight bizarre from me, I mean I have a pretty good sex drive so I dunno what was up with me there..)

Reply 111

Pigster

My laptop is on my wife's back as I type.

Missionary is out the question, she says the battery is too hot on her boobies.

I may spend too much time here.

Reply 112

samina_ay

Original post by DNA89

I am in Durham, isn't that north enough? :biggrin:

Try Manchester or go to London or try tinder for your "match"

Reply 113

Rhythmical

People from Luton are a filthy lot to have sex with

Reply 114

samina_ay

Original post by cbreef

I wish this was true

It is

Reply 115

l'etranger

Original post by Rhythmical

People from Luton are a filthy lot to have sex with

Ew no chavs 4 me

Reply 116

Rhythmical

Original post by l'etranger

Ew no chavs 4 me

But they are filthy and keen to get down :colone:

Reply 117

l'etranger

Original post by Rhythmical

But they are filthy and keen to get down :colone:

If you're horny you should come to the countryside, there's nothing to do here apart from have sex.

The downside it's only white girls and most of them are either chavs or middle class kids who ride horses.

Reply 118

hezzlington

Original post by l'etranger

That's not the only thing they ride from the sounds of it....

Reply 119

l'etranger

Original post by hezzlington

That's not the only thing they ride from the sounds of it....

It's pure filth, they ride horses for two reasons. 1) It's basically masturbation 2) it gets them ready for married life where they control a powerful beast with that thing between their legs.