I have a crush on two guys at sixth form AMA

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If Janette doesn't like pineapple on her pizza but Steven has recently invested in a high-tech coffee machine, what is the percentage by mass of chlorine in an average smoke detector?
Explain in detail. A bonus mark will be awarded to a reference to the Smurfs. You will be marked on your spelling, punctuation and grammar. [12 marks]

Original post by TheAlchemistress

Ask away.

Reply 2

Anonymous #1

According to all known laws
of aviation, there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

So how do bees fly?

Reply 3

gjd800

20

Have them duel to win your hand.

Reply 4

TheAlchemistress

OP

22

Original post by CheeseIsVeg

If Janette doesn't like pineapple on her pizza but Steven has recently invested in a high-tech coffee machine, what is the percentage by mass of chlorine in an average smoke detector?
Explain in detail. A bonus mark will be awarded to a reference to the Smurfs. You will be marked on your spelling, punctuation and grammar. [12 marks]

I hate chemistry. It has no connection plus we need another element involved apart from Chlorine to calculate the percentage mass.

Reply 5

Froppy

15

this has inspired me to make a thread titled "i'm a white male AMA"

Reply 6

Anonymous #2

lets be honest NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE

Reply 7

TheAlchemistress

OP

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Original post by Anonymous

lets be honest NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE

I would love it if you weren't anon.

Reply 8

TheAlchemistress

OP

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Original post by Anonymous

According to all known laws
of aviation, there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

So how do bees fly?

Does the hair on the bees body help in a way to balance its body through the air?