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Mortified that I pooed the bed after drunken night out with my bf

So went out with my bf last night and honestly I had never been so drunk in my life I gave him oral sex in an alleyway then puked after then when I fell asleep back at the hotel I woke up and my bf was mad he said i did a big poo in the bed I honestly have no memory of this other than I know I needed the loo when I got back but I passed out after I'm so horrified my bf has not spoken to me this morning i feel so embarrassed as I never been so drunk any advice?
Reply 1
Never drink again.
I don’t think faeces real.
Reply 3
Fear and loathing in TSR 😂💩
Original post by Celtic Conjurer
I don’t think faeces real.

It would be a shame if he dumped her
Original post by harrysbar
It would be a shame if he dumped her

What a crap situation to be in.
Reply 6
It's not so sh1tty! A blowy in an alley...that's near wifey material.
Original post by Celtic Conjurer
What a crap situation to be in.

It sucks...and stinks too
Original post by harrysbar
It sucks...and stinks too

Quite diarrhoealy.
Original post by Anonymous
So went out with my bf last night and honestly I had never been so drunk in my life I sucked him off in an alleyway then puked after then when I fell asleep back at the hotel I woke up and my bf was mad he said i did a big poo in the bed I honestly have no memory of this other than I know I needed the loo when I got back but I passed out after I'm so horrified my bf has not spoken to me this morning i feel so embarrassed as I never been so drunk any advice?


Did you remember consenting to giving head because otherwise he's sexually assaulted you I would consider reporting him
TSR titles just keep getting better and better
Reply 11
Original post by Moonlight rain
TSR titles just keep getting better and better

Honestly they were just as outrageous ten years ago.

Never change, TSR.
Original post by alow
Honestly they were just as outrageous ten years ago.

Never change, TSR.

Unlike the bf's sheets, TSR doesn't need changing
Original post by alow
Honestly they were just as outrageous ten years ago.

Never change, TSR.

Well I'm glad I wasn't old enough to witness it
and he wasn't grateful? smh
This is actually quite a common problem my mate always pissed the bed when he got mortal drunk

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