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What do you do STRAIGHT-AFTER, the first kiss? Watch

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    Drop your trousers and masturbate. Masturbate furiosly.
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    Look shy, bashful, smile, stare into her eyes, hand around her face/neck/hair. Then kiss some more. Might lead somewhere.
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    Have the first sex :yy:
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    should I mastabate, to stop me from being stressed right before the date? i'm also afraid of getting a boner and I don't want tooo cos that's not what I want her for, like that saying don't go in with a loaded gun, I think i might try it.
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    Get your wallet out.
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    (Original post by Mistersjmcg)
    should I mastabate, to stop me from being stressed right before the date? i'm also afraid of getting a boner and I don't want tooo cos that's not what I want her for, like that saying don't go in with a loaded gun, I think i might try it.
    oh right, you're a troll.

    yeah, you should masturbate from start till finish. girls love that. pump that pork sword like there's no tomorrow.
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    This. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4
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    After the first kiss?
    Leave the vicinity of the mirror =(
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    (Original post by Mistersjmcg)
    OMG..., i thought relationships were simple???!?!?

    for **** sake, u mean i gotta go out with her for 3-4 dates before I can call her my girlfriend :mad:, wow!!
    no offence dude, but this impatience only implies you're rapist material
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    (Original post by Mistersjmcg)
    should I mastabate, to stop me from being stressed right before the date? i'm also afraid of getting a boner and I don't want tooo cos that's not what I want her for, like that saying don't go in with a loaded gun, I think i might try it.
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    (Original post by Starless Eyes)
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    He means before he goes out, not while he's with her.
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    (Original post by mau5)
    He means before he goes out, not while he's with her.
    You'd hope so
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    (Original post by Starless Eyes)
    You'd hope so
    It's not that weird then. Unless he does a "theres something about Mary" scene.
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    You go down to the pub, have a few drinks, and exagerate about what happend. No wait, thats what NOT to do after.
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    sex isn't even meaning you're a couple.
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    Insert finger into her mouth and pull your finger in and out loads of times whilst making a "PLOP" noise with your mouth and a finger on the other hand.

    works quite well suprisingly!
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    (Original post by Mistersjmcg)
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    for **** sake, u mean i gotta go out with her for 3-4 dates before I can call her my girlfriend :mad:, wow!!
    I knew two people who were kissing and doing other things for over 2 years before they started considering it a partnership.

    It depends on the person and the scenario.
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    (Original post by Mistersjmcg)
    or do you go on facebook and then attach a relationship and hope she agrees, LOL.
    please never do this!
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    i get out the chloroform
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    A kiss is not a contract. Just because you've been exploring her mouth doesn't mean you get to take an expedition further south!
 
 
 
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