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Guys: Would you ever approach a pretty girl who wears a hijab?

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Original post by cobalion955
This is an important announcement. You probably won't be hearing any more from me. First of I can clarify that I'm not a troll, all of what I've been saying is true, I guess I just give out too much unnecessary information. My main mission is accomplished in this thread to confirm that most of the non-Muslim men will see my beautiful wife as out of bounds. This is success for me.
Anyway, I won't be posting about her anymore because I'm trying to stop thinking about her so much. It's Ramadan and I'm too busy. Posting about her just defeats the point of fasting, I've achieved an erection every time I've posted about her which has caused me to instantly emit pre-ejaculatory fluid. This is caused me to have to constantly have to perform ablution. I mean once semen came out with it. I gave up masturbation a long time ago so thinking about this just increases my desires. I also don't intend to deliberately ejaculate until our wedding night, and that will be inside of her. Anyway, where are the mods? Please delete me from this forum so I don't get tempted to post.


A very very very good troll.

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Original post by IdeasForLife
Too much info again. You're a fine troll my man.


I'm not a troll, just delete me now!
Original post by tj_321
Lol do me a favor look at the conversation between me and kitty did I say something wrong? Apparently I committed the biggest sin for disagreeing with a Muslim and correcting their behaviors and Iv suddenly agreed with an Islam basher?! Honestly its so hard to explain anything on TSR.

Anyway you play Pokemon (lol you must think im a weirdo haha)


Where is this conversation? Which page?

I'm not a Pokemon fan tbh lol. I've never understood it. Basically some guy, who refuses to age, has been going around Japan for God knows how many years, intending to become a Pokemon master. I don't think hes going to reach that level :frown:
I don't judge people on what games they play lol, to each their own!
Original post by cobalion955
I'm not a troll, just delete me now!


I wish I could brah but thats out of my power.

Such as sophisticated troll though, I appreciate the effort.
Original post by IdeasForLife
I wish I could brah but thats out of my power.

Such as sophisticated troll though, I appreciate the effort.


Oh ****, Ideasfor****
Original post by cobalion955
I admit defeat to you, oh mighty IdeasForLife. I cannot match your awesomeness, I am indeed a troll. You are the new Sherlock. I surrender, my life is yours, my mouse is yours, my keyboard is yours., from this day until my last day



Good boy. I love that surrender. <3
Original post by IdeasForLife
Good boy. I love that surrender. <3


u ****ing made that up, ****er
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Original post by IdeasForLife
Where is this conversation? Which page?

I'm not a Pokemon fan tbh lol. I've never understood it. Basically some guy, who refuses to age, has been going around Japan for God knows how many years, intending to become a Pokemon master. I don't think hes going to reach that level :frown:
I don't judge people on what games they play lol, to each their own!


Page 25 and on. Lol not weirdo because Pokemon (its amazing) but the fact I change conversation so quick haha it was a joke.
Original post by Ggmu!
Lmao I think it's hilarious, with our wedding planner friend.

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Lmao it is very weird too :redface:

Original post by IdeasForLife
^^^^^^^^^^ He innocent!


What? Roger? What do you mean :lol:
Original post by cobalion955
Forgive me for my insolence and daring, my lord. I am really a giraffe who runs free in the wild plains of Africa. I will return and chew the grass and leaves like evolution planned me to.


Watch out for dem lions brah.


Original post by tj_321
Page 25 and on. Lol not weirdo because Pokemon (its amazing) but the fact I change conversation so quick haha it was a joke.


I'll give it a read, two mins lol.

Original post by Biryani007
Lmao it is very weird too :redface:



What? Roger? What do you mean :lol:


I thought he meant something dirty lol, but he didn't. So hes innocent =P
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Original post by Biryani007
Lmao it is very weird too :redface:



What? Roger? What do you mean :lol:


Lol he's just in love, you can excuse him

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Original post by Roger1
Yep :yep: but not in a dirty way.


Haha no worries I know :biggrin:

Original post by cobalion955
This is an important announcement. You probably won't be hearing any more from me. First of I can clarify that I'm not a troll, all of what I've been saying is true, I guess I just give out too much unnecessary information. My main mission is accomplished in this thread to confirm that most of the non-Muslim men will see my beautiful wife as out of bounds. This is success for me.
Anyway, I won't be posting about her anymore because I'm trying to stop thinking about her so much. It's Ramadan and I'm too busy. Posting about her just defeats the point of fasting, I've achieved an erection every time I've posted about her which has caused me to instantly emit pre-ejaculatory fluid. This is caused me to have to constantly have to perform ablution. I mean once semen came out with it. I gave up masturbation a long time ago so thinking about this just increases my desires. I also don't intend to deliberately ejaculate until our wedding night, and that will be inside of her. Anyway, where are the mods? Please delete me from this forum so I don't get tempted to post.


I don't know whether to laugh or to cry :cry2:
Original post by Biryani007
Haha no worries I know :biggrin:



I don't know whether to laugh or to cry :cry2:


why cry?
Reply 553
Original post by cobalion955
why cry?


Kemcho bhai

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Original post by IdeasForLife
I thought he meant something dirty lol, but he didn't. So hes innocent =P


Oh aha get ya :biggrin:

Original post by Ggmu!
Lol he's just in love, you can excuse him

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Eurgh no, that announcement *vomits*


im not ****ing responding in ****ing gujarati.
Original post by Biryani007
Oh aha get ya :biggrin:



Eurgh no, that announcement *vomits*


why ****ing vomit?
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Original post by Biryani007
Oh aha get ya :biggrin:



Eurgh no, that announcement *vomits*


It was fantastic

Original post by cobalion955
im not ****ing responding in ****ing gujarati.


Kem bhai? Tamne Gujarati nati avartu? Mane evu lagyu...

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Original post by cobalion955
Everybody I lied. I don't really like that Pakistani girl. I don't even like girls. Over the course of the past 30 minutes I have realized I'm gay. I WILL COME OUT OF THE CLOSET. I am gay. I admire IdeasForLife.



Awwwww. #NoHomo though. Rejection brah, how does it feel?



Original post by Biryani007
Oh aha get ya :biggrin:





Cools!
Original post by tj_321
Page 25 and on. Lol not weirdo because Pokemon (its amazing) but the fact I change conversation so quick haha it was a joke.


Right. Read through it, I don't really agree with either of you there lol. I prefer to take a middle point. I really don't see what the arguments over?
I'd say its bad of her to insult you though. Oh and that other guy who was involved, I completely disagree with his view(s).
Original post by cobalion955
why ****ing vomit?


Why swear?

Original post by Ggmu!
It was fantastic
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You'd think so :redface:

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