If you're after romance, you've come to the wrong place! My idea of a good night in involves baby oil and fingering. I hope you have a good sense of humour and do well on a lack of sleep - both of these will be required when my protein farts keep you awake at night.
A bit more about me. I'm selfish - nay, I'm a bit of a narcissist and rather vain. I expect you to doll yourself up when we go out, but you'd better not take too long in the bathroom as I also take ages. I'm also incredibly impatient so you should do your best to be ready by the time I am and never be late for anything.
I require a girl that lifts and has a fantastic ass as a result - if this isn't you, please move along, I can't bend on this. I also need someone who can cook, clean and run a house - I'm not sexist, but I am lazy.
I'm a funny guy and love a laugh, but to the point that I might not take your problems seriously. Ido however expect you to be sympathetic when I'm going through hard times.
If you think I sound like fun, get in touch!
P.S. No children.