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I'm sexually attracted to shrek, what do i do? Watch

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    (Original post by kkboyk)
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    Agglutination. You can't escape but at least you're not alone.
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    (Original post by Lord Samosa)
    He makes my butthole tingle
    Well don't give into the urge or you'll look like this very soon when shrek comes and finds you >>> :yikes:
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    Omg I'm sorry. I'm going to go repent for even thinking such a thing. XDDDD
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    (Original post by mynamshrek)
    help! D:
    Aw thanks but this is awkward. Fiona is going to teach you a lesson!!
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    (Original post by mynamshrek)
    help! D:
    We all have our problems
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    (Original post by tercioofparma)
    if you want to pursue the great green giant, you must remember one thing : Ogres are like onions.
    WE ARE NOT!



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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    Well don't give into the urge or you'll look like this very soon when shrek comes and finds you >>> :yikes:
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    Omg I'm sorry. I'm going to go repent for even thinking such a thing. XDDDD
    I'd do anything to please shrek :blushing:

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    wow, do you always fantasise about things like this? :teehee:
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    (Original post by Lord Samosa)
    I'd do anything to please shrek :blushing:
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    wow, do you always fantasise about things like this? :teehee:
    Ooooh I say...
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    Yes, I'm going to hell, aren't I? I bet they already have my room booked for me down there
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    (Original post by MrsSheldonCooper)
    Dw he'll fill you up with his love
    :lolwut: :puke:
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    (Original post by mynamshrek)
    help! D:
    https://vine.co/v/iDFDirOwTqm
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    Ooooh I say...
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    Yes, I'm going to hell, aren't I? I bet they already have my room booked for me down there
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    yes, a very special room, with no access to your male on male ogre fantasies :nooo:
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    (Original post by kkboyk)
    Call Adele. She gives great advice from the other side.
    Indeed, my advice is amazing enough for Adele to want to steal it.
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    Such an attraction is fine in comparison to what Donkey and the dragon get up to *shudders*
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    Write a fanfic?
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    this should be in Relationships
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    (Original post by mynamshrek)
    help! D:
    bust a nut watching the shrek is love shrek is life video, itll help.
 
 
 
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